This might get awkward.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

yea im gonna be the cool old lady listening to dubstep and saying swag and saying IN MY DAYS YOU HAD TO PRESS THE BUTTONS! LIKE A GODDAMNED HUMAN BEING!

RANDOM CONDOM INFORMATION FOR YOU

neoliberalismkills:

Erm, seems appropriate since it’s father’s day, so

Trojan actually has a higher level of failing the stress tests with condoms than Durex, so use Durex

if you’re allergic to latex, Skyn is a REALLY GOOD BRAND and one of the only non-latex condom brands commonly sold that have extra large condoms

And if you need really thin condoms that are effective, Kimono is a really good brand

that is all, carry on

alabasterboxes:

Leave me a face in my ask and I’ll tell you:

(◕‿◕✿) — My top 5 favorite bands/musicians

(｡♥‿♥｡) — If I have a crush

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) — Something I’ve wanted for a long time

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ — What makes me happy 

(✖╭╮✖) — What makes me sad 

(。・_・。) — Something that is so horrible I wonder why it exists

(⊙_◎) — Something that drives me crazy

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  —  What angers me the most

(Source: warmachinerox)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

(Source: idrising)

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese